May 06, 2002
Dear Fuckin' Bon"
(His supposed subject): Poor little thing..
What a great site, from a technical point of view, at least. Original
color scheme, clean, fast - but, what a narrow minded, pathetic,
pissed-off teenage-rage mentality that fuels the subject matter! What a
waste of talent & energy!
You criticize whiners, yet look at your membership - the smallest,
sub-minority of woman that just can't handle the stress of personal
relationships, sexual innuendo, or perhaps just good sex! ..These being
the most natural behaviors of most life on the planet! Can you tell me of
one member that has never knowingly fashioned themselves in the very way
that attracts attention from the same men you all hate? I don't think so.
How about this..
You're a hot chick in college, used to get all the looks
from the guy's, but Ten years into your marriage you put on 40 pounds of
shimmering blubber, chain-smoke cigarettes while keeping your fat ass
parked on a sofa in front of a TV set as you pop down bon-bon's! Gee, I
don't know why your husband left you for that good looking chick next door?
The problem with you woman (the ones in this loosers club, more
specifically) is that you just don't understand men, yourself, or human
nature in general. Let me give you a very short course: The fact is, all
humans evolved, very recently I might add, from animals not unlike the
other primates that live on Earth today. If you have ever watched our
cousins and the way they behave, you will see many behavioral similarities
between "us." (Yes, we are actually primates too, in case you don't know.
(that's why some of you shave your legs!)
The females lure the males both by scent and visual signals such as bright
swelling sex organs, while the males respond by displaying colors,
demonstrating dominance, and acting like asses, in general.
Now what makes any of you think that you do not fit into this scenario
Look at that image of the "chick" on your home page, it's
still fresh in my memory. She has scant covering of what appears to be
very nice, firm, breasts. (stop drooling, Flintstone, it's a graphic and her phone number isn't posted)
Her body is shapely, appears to be
healthy. She has lovely red lips. Her hair appears to be smooth and
healthy. All of these are visual signs that any male primate will notice
immediately. So much information, even from a two-dimensional graphic image!
If you don't want to get these kinds of responses,
try wearing clothes
that keep your protruding nipples and breasts from showing, don't wear
shirts that expose your belly buttons, don't wear bright lipstick that
makes your face look like something a monkey will want to fuck, and throw
away the ultra-short cut-offs that expose the edges of your genital
hair! High-heels make your ass stick out and up, which is yet another
sign that you may need something we have. Didn't your mommy teach you
these things when you were a little girl? Even the fucking Victorians, as
stupid as they were, understood that the males of our species will take
notice of such things!
Does that hurt you? Is that insulting? Does it make you feel small,
inferior? Tough fucking shit! That's the way it is. Do I think you
should hide all your female traits?
Simply, No. It would be unnatural,
but if you can't handle the realities of life, maybe you should! I'm not
the one with the sensitivity complex.
Part of the problem is that religions such as the Christians and Muslims
have misguided society into thinking we are the offspring of some kind of
holy, self-righteous space alien. On the other end of the spectrum we
have extremist left wing, lifer-college student/professors that think we
should live in some kind of repressive society where everyone wears the
same suit, to live some kind of politically correct joke of a life that
takes care not to offend all the sensitivities of all the cry-babies in
the world, and breed in test tubes so we don't get our hands dirty!
You are all crazy, pathetic, and if not so stupid, I would actually feel
sorry for you. The simple key to human happiness is understanding what
you are, first and foremost.
Where we humans do stand apart from the
other animals is our collective intelligence.
(Although this trait varies
tremendously among some of you, obviously.) As a general rule, our
personal relationships can, and often do, enjoy a high level of
intellectual beauty, sensuality, and romance, all of which heightens the
fulfillment of our deepest animal desires.
When in balance, it is the
ultimate experience. The reason this sort of thing makes your
group "sick to your stomach" is that your membership is part of a
sub-group of our species that has not evolved to the level necessary to
interact in this way. Too bad for you. Frankly, I'm amazed you've been
able to read this far..
I can't imagine being in a more frustrating and meaningless life than by
being too cultured to understand the primordial instincts that motivates
human desire, yet still lacking the capacity to enjoy the intellectual
fulfillment of a deeply intimate relationship. You are basically fucked
(or more correctly, NOT fucked!) So you collectively whine about the rest
of us, recluse yourselves from society and try to have meaningful
relationships with yourselves at the expense of your dildo!
You are the same rude bitches that answer phones for the rest of us who
are living more complete and successful lives. You are the same bitches
that act like you just got raped because someone performed a legal pass on
a highway where you were driving 10 MPH under the limit! You will then
drive almost any speed to keep ahead! Your favorite TV shows are Jerry
Springer and Oprah! You should kill yourself.
You get bent out of shape because a guy thinks you're cute and wants a
Which, by the way, the reason we have to ask more than once is we
know how insecure most of you are.
If we only ask once, we never get a
date! Woman NEVER say yes the first time. Don't get pissed off if we
have to second guess everything you say! It's because you never say what
you mean! This is because most of you are trying to figure out what it is
that you really want at any given moment, and that is always subject to
change at the next!
As males, we know that if we ask you out at the right time of the month,
the odds are you will say yes! It's just a timing issue and a numbers
game! How are we supposed to know when you are ovulating? Oh, that's
right you get bitchy
- well that doesn't work for this group now does
it? Perhaps you should wear your calendar on your back and then we could
narrow it down a little better! We are not the ones with ramped hormone
fluctuations! We are NOT the ones that make the rules that you play by,
we just happily adapt to them.
Who has the problem here?
Get a fucking life. And yes, your website is