THINK Before you do this....
You are about to write a mail message to the editors of a site
entitled "Heartless Bitches International".... Stop and think about it....
If you think Heartless Bitches is Too Negative, Click HERE
If you are writing to whine about how heartless bitches have been mean to you,
- GET A GRIP - and DON'T EXPECT SYMPATHY!
If you try to hit on us, you'll either get ignored, laughed at, publically eviscerated or -toasted-. Don't bother.
If you are writing to express comments or observations, that's fine, but
again, don't expect a response. When time allows, I will post another compilation
of "comments" in the "mail from males" section.
Don't send us fluff-headed crap about how horrible ALL men are, and how
EVERY guy has done you wrong.... You make your choices, YOU chose to go out with
assholes. Now deal with it.
GUYS and GALS:
If you want to send flames, tell us how WRONG we are, and generally complain, you can save a lot of time
by filling out a Flame Mail Form,(since we've pretty much heard it all before):
Flame Mail form for Puffed up Pricks
Flame Mail form for Pissed Off Princesses
If you are writing to submit "things that make you want to puke", or a rant, or
some humor that makes fun of gender-stereotypes,
then by all means DO send us mail, but don't expect a response.
If you are sending suggestions for honorary HBs, movies, music or books, PLEASE include a short
review that describes the work, artist, group, or individual or it WON'T get posted.
We are not "Dear Abby", and we don't have time for your personal problems, but may be willing to lend an unsympathetic virtual ear for those burning questions or issues for which you want a Heartless Bitch perspective.
Be sure to start the SUBJECT of your email with "Dear Auntie Dote:".
Note that ANYTHING you send to Auntie Dote can be used on this website and/or in any other publication we so choose. By sending her an email, you are agreeing to these terms and conditions.
This site generates over 350,000 hits (65,000 page views, 23,000 visitors) and 500 mail messages a week. Check back in a week or so,
and see if your stuff made it onto the pages. When I get time, I (or the Assistant Editor)
may send a personal response - and ALL accepted "members" get a reply. If you didn't make the cut,
you WON'T get a reply.
Heartless? Yes. What did you expect?
Remember: Anything you send to Heartless Bitches International
MAY be posted (in all its grammatically-challenged, poorly spelled glory) to this
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Heartless Bitches International (Heartless-Bitches.com) an irrevocable,
perpetual, non-exclusive, fully-paid, worldwide license to use, copy,
perform, display and distribute such information and content and to
prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works, such
information and content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the
In other words: Anything you send to us becomes our property, and we have the full right to use it in any way we see fit. Don't like it? THEN DON'T SEND US MAIL!
If you want to guarantee that your message gets read (cause we gets 100's of spam messages a day) be SURE to include a SUBJECT in your message that starts with "COMMENTS:"
If you send a blank subject or one that says something spamlike such as "hello", it WILL get binned and I will NEVER read it.