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Date sent:Sun, 4 Jun 2000 01:11:40 -0700
From:Vera <geminivee@hotmail.com>
Subject:Life's (like) a bitch, hit her with your best shot...then run like hell !

Dear Ms. Supreme,

Since I came upon (not literally) your site, I have discovered two, heretofore unbeknownst to me, medical maladies that I have. The first is incontinence. Every time I read any of the articles written by some of the best bitch goddesses on OR offline, I wet my pants laughing, henceforth referred to as WMPL, similar to LMAO, but with a twist, or is that twat? Whatever. Now being a "Perry Menopausal" woman (you've seen the cases of Perry Mason, you've heard the croonings of Perry Como, now hear the bitching and kvetching of Perry Menopause, coming to a PMS clinic near you). Where was I? Oh yeah. Being a woman of the perimenopausal persuasion, I did expect at some point to depend on "Depends", I just didn't think it would be this soon. Oh well.

The second malady I am having to contend with is addiction. It seems I find myself constantly throughout my day being drawn to your site for my "bitch fix". So I have decided to become the first honorary member and founding mother of Bitchaholics Anonymous-B.A. (Hi, my name is Vera and I'm a bitchaholic. Instead of everyone in the group saying. "hi, welcome", they say, "Sit down and shut the fuck up, no one wants to hear your whiney ass story!"). Now finally after all those failed college courses and "degrees by mail", I actually get to put initials after my name. Now I truly am somebody!

I guess what I am trying to say here is Thanks for the site and keep on kickin' ass!

Yours in "sanity"
Vera, B.A.

P.S. Let's just keep the real meaning behind
      the initials our little secret, shall we? ;)

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