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I was fortunate enough to have stumbled upon HBI on, of all days, Valentines Day (yuk). It was like I'd found Mecca... and I immediately shared it with all my bitch and bitch-wannabe friends.

In my application I mentioned that I have been raising my son alone. So trying to be the responsible parent that I am, I did not venture out and date much while he was small. Finally when he hit about 10 yrs old I started developing a social life, meager as it was. You kiss your way through the toads. Sort out the recyclables from the refuse of the male garbage piles so to speak.

So finally I meet a guy who could really be a catch. Funny. Not Tom Selleck but a face that'd make anyone smile. Adoring of me - as it should be. Good kisser. The last and final frontier - how would he be in bed?

Well to make a long story short, and to get right down to the nitty gritty of it... the man had no pecker. I've held bigger Bic lighters in my hand. How cruel and twisted fate can be! You sacrifice younger years for the love and nurturing of your family, and when you get out there and start to work it...life slaps you in the face, with a wet palm to boot. And people wonder why some of us become bitches! I now pretty much say screw looking for "the one" and shall enjoy the shallow, uninvolved variety of rompings that men have for years. As a Bitch I believe I'm entitled.

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