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What's Wrong with Nice Guys?

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Rejection Lines -
Nice Girls VS Heartless Bitches

You know, it never ceases to amaze us that men EXPECT and DEMAND explanations for why we don't want to date them. The bottom line girls, is that you DON'T OWE THEM AN EXPLANATION. It's YOUR life and your decision. If you say something nice like "I'm just not attracted to you in THAT way" - they'll keep pestering you and pestering you as to "WHY NOT? What is it about me? etc. etc..." We all know that no matter what you say, they'll get hurt and pissed off anyways. They DEMAND the truth from you, and then get angry with you for telling the truth, no matter how "gently" you try to present it.... So WHY bother!?

If a guy demands an explanation, Heartless Bitches Tell It Like It Is!

What Nice Girls SayWhat Heartless Bitches Say
I think of you as a brother You act like my 13-yr old brother, Joey. It would be like incest.
There's a slight difference in our ages You are one jurassic geezer!
Our interests don't align very well You are 30 going on 65, and I'm not ready to spend every night watching "Jeopardy" and going to parties where they play "pictionary", and listen to Kenny Logins
I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon
My life is too complicated right now I'm seeing lots of other guys right now, and after that really LOUSY sex we had, you rank pretty low on my list
It's not the right time in my life to start a relationship I just got out of hell, and I want to go out and enjoy myself - not jump back into monogamous suffocation
You need to get more experience in life, maybe see other peopleI don't do virgins. Go fumble around with somebody else and come see me when you've got it figured out
I've got a boyfriend I'm in a safe monogamous relationship: I masturbate
I don't date men where I work Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building
It's not you, it's me It's not me, it's you: You are a self-absorbed, neurotic little man, riddled with insecurities.
It's not me, it's You: You are an arrogant, patronizing asshole, and Thank God it only took me one date to figure it out.
I'm concentrating on my career Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you
I'm celibate I've learned that my vibrator will give me better head than men like you
Let's be friends You are a nice guy, but there's ZERO chemistry happening here. If you can get over the raging hormones, maybe we could go out and have fun together

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